The history and politics of the English protest song

1867

Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye

Tune: Original
Lyrics: Joseph Geoghegan
Composer: Joseph Geoghegan

While on the road to old Athy, ahoo!
The harvest moon was in the sky,
I heard a dolorous damsel cry—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, and guns and drums,
The enemy fairly slew ye;
My darling dear, ye look so queer—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.

Where is your nose, ye pitiful crow, ahoo!
Ye had it when going to scatter the foe,
The loss of it has disfigured ye so—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

Where is your eye that looked so wild, ahoo!
When my poor heart ye first beguiled;
Why did you skedaddle from me and the child—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

It broke my heart to see ye sail, ahoo!
And seeing ye here has raised a wail—
The cut of your head would embellish a tale—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

Where are the legs wid which ye run, ahoo!
When first ye went to shoulder a gun;
I fear your dancing days are done—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

Ye’s haven’t an arm, ye’s haven’t a leg, ahoo!
You’re a noseless, eyeless, chickenless egg,
Ye’ll have to be put in a bowl to beg—
Och! Johnny, I hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

But sad as it is to see you so, ahoo!
And to think of you now as an object of woe,
Your Peggy will still keep ye on as her beau,
Though, Johnny, she hardly knew ye.
Wid drums and guns, &c.

Lyrics

Joseph Geoghegan’s music hall parody, a riposte to the US pro-war ‘When Johnny Comes Marching Home’, has long held the status of a near-mythic folk song. Though originally taken as comic, its narrative of a soldier’s successive, debilitating injuries, as related by his former lover, have seen it repurposed seriously ever since, by everyone from Joan Baez to The Clash. Intriguingly, Geoghegan's version boasts a unique tune; subsequent singers reverted to the more famous melody of the original march.

Cause: Anti-militarist
Theme: War and Peace
Addressed to: Armed Forces
Target of Protest: War
Proposal/Solution: Pessimism