1834
| Tune: | Home, Sweet Home |
| Lyrics: | Edward Lamborn of Uffington |
I was forced as a stranger to wander from home
And all through the parishes to Faringdon to come
There to have my head shaved, which filled me with woe
And many a poor creature they have served also.
Home! home! sweet, sweet home,
There’s no place like home.
At six in the morning the bell it doth ring,
When every man’s allowance of ocum doth bring,
And if we do not pick it just as the keeper please,
He will be sure to stint you of your small bread and cheese,
Home! &c.
When the corn they do bring, to grinding we must go.
Both pease and both beans, and barley also;
And if we do but grumble, or even seem to gloom,
Full well we know the consequence, the blindhouse is our doom.
Home! &c.
At seven in the evening, the bell it doth ring
When every man up stairs is obliged to swing,
Upon the iron bedsteads there he’s forced to lie,
Some a grieving, some a groaning, until the break of day.
Home! &c.
And many more things, which I know to be true.
Such as parting man and wife, and children also,
O! what heathens and what brutes, are in our civil land,
For breaking the good laws which were made by God and man.
Home! &c.
Beware, you blow’d out farmers, you noblemen beside,
though you may laugh and sneer, and at the poor deride,
How will you bear your sentence, upon the day of doom,
When you will call for water, to cool your parching tongue.
Home! &c.
Perhaps you won’t believe me, or care not what I say,
I will be bound that you will all upon a future day;
For I know that some judgment will soon you overtake,
Either in this world, or in the burning lake.
Home! &c.
For those who made the poor laws they are the spawn of hell,
And of those that do uphold them the truth to you I’ll tell,
For the devil is their master, who put it in their heads,
And this they will prove all on their dying beds,
Home! &c.
So now I will conclude, and finish my sad tell,
I’ve given you all warning, before you are in hell;
And if you wont believe me, you will find it is true,
For God has declar’d it to oppressors as is their due.
Home! &c.
This savagely ironic parody of mega-hit ‘Home, Sweet Home’ argues that rural Oxfordshire is now no such thing, by enumerating the daily burdens of the New Poor Law. Blaming farmers and nobles as ‘oppressors’ and the laws’ architects as ‘the spawn of hell’, the song promises retribution ‘in this world, or in the burning lake’.
| Cause: | Reactionary | Reformist |
| Theme: | Impact of Change | Political Process |
| Addressed to: | Bosses | Social Elite |
| Target of Protest: | Aristocracy | Bosses |
| Proposal/Solution: | Divine Intercession | Pessimism |